If you're only going to watch 29 minutes and 33 seconds on television this week …

Once again, Charlie Brooker is the thing to be watching. I thought maybe the ideas for Newswipe would thin out over time as less pre-planned material was available, I was wrong and this is some of the best television and media analysis you will come across.

I would love to see the ABC whack this on some time in the evenings, I don’t think anyone would care that it is so Euro-centric, I think it would absolutely wow audiences. If not audiences, then the 10 people without internet connections.

If praying doesn’t work, then I’m shaving my head and conning the Make-A-Wish foundation to grant this little battler’s dying wish of a national broadcast of Newswipe.

The highlight has to be “This week in Bullshit: Susan Boyle” in Part 3.