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By: Simon Band

Simon Band — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:09:11 +0000

On the topic of Sam Newman:

http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/04/sam-newman-asks-all-the-single-ladies-to-put-your-hands-up/

Sam Newman Asks All The Single Ladies To Put Your Hands Up
By Jess McGuire on April 29, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Finally, the moment every red blooded woman in this fine country of ours has been waiting for… a chance to win the heart – or at the very least, the arm – of legendary lothario and noted feminist Sam Newman. Sure, it’s only for one night – but what a night!

Yes, it seems Sam’s on the prowl for a date to the Logies, and he’s willing to take just about any kind of female along. C’mon, bitches – you know you want to! Don’t force him to dress up a mannequin for the occasion, you know how that shit ends (hint: not well).

“At this stage I’m putting out a call for anyone to come with me — man, woman or beast,” Newman said. “It’s getting close now and I’m running out of offers.”

With the big night less than a week away Newman said he was widening his search.

“I’m looking around right now to see who might still be available,” he said. “I’m just living in hope that someone might just turn up with me.”

By: Kuttsywood

Kuttsywood — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:13:07 +0000

What about Homer Simpson?
Found: Sitting on couch, eating pork rinds.
M.O. Has hung around with Spiderpig and Sir Oinksalot (Remember the classic line, “Curly, straight, curly, straight!”) while son has ridden pigs and been ridden by pigs (Watch They Saved Lisa’s Brain)

By: J

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:26:09 +0000

Ha! Laurie Oakes!! Nice one Anders. He certainly is a swine.

By: Anders

Anders — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:28:58 +0000

Laurie Oakes?

By: Simon Band

Simon Band — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:48:43 +0000

Where’s Spider Pig?

Or Harry Plopper?

By: LaurenA1

LaurenA1 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:07:14 +0000

I have that Miss Piggy album!

It explains my physique.